How many times can you heat up the Woody Allen (86) versus Mia Farrow (77) case before the mash becomes inedible? As far as I am concerned, the expiry date had already been reached when Woody Allen wrote off his new par status last year in his autobiography “Apropos of Nothing” . But a reaction from the Farrow camp was inevitable, so here: HBO’s four-part miniseries Allen v. Farrow , a one-sided exposé without news or ‘smoking gun’, that viciously distorts or omits the already known facts.